Archive for January, 2005

Schadenfreude Moment of the Night

Thursday, January 20th, 2005

Moorewatch reports that the Moore story from this morning is apparently too good to be true. According to a note sent to them from the employer of Patrick Burk, the subject of the story:

1. Patrick Burk was once assigned to protect Moore, but was never “his” bodyguard. He was not working for Moore at the time.

2. The gun was legally registered, Burk was just not licensed to carry a gun in New York.

3. The gun was locked, unloaded and in his luggage.

However, as Moorewatch comments, it’s still hypocritical of Moore to value his person so much that he would hire a bodyguard, but would yet think it unconscionable that you might so value your life that you would want to carry or own a weapon to protect that life from those who wish to destroy it.

As for the issue that we raised, the hypocrisy of Moore … [ellipsis in original] in my opinion it still stands. It goes back to the first time we heard that Moore was hiring armed guards. He considers his own safety paramount, and feels that a weapon can protect him, but he doesn’t want the average American to have that same protection. The argument that can be made is “Well you can hire a bodyguard.” No, most of America can’t hire someone to watch over them 24 hours a day. It flies in the face of reason and logic to expect such a thing. We’re each responsible for our own personal safety. Since we cannot afford to hire armed guards…we arm ourselves. That is the very essence of the Second Amendment.

I sit, pajama-clad, corrected.

Schadenfreude moment of the day

Thursday, January 20th, 2005

This is petty, especially on such a historical day of reflection as the Inauguration of our President, but the speech just started and I have to attend a meeting during it so I’ll have to watch it on VHS when I get home. Instead I present our Schadenfreude Moment of the Day.

Michael Moore’s Bodyguard Arrested for Unregistered Handgun at Airport

NEW YORK — Filmmaker Michael Moore’s (search) bodyguard was arrested for carrying an unlicensed weapon in New York’s JFK airport Wednesday night.

Police took Patrick Burke, who says Moore employs him, into custody after he declared he was carrying a firearm at a ticket counter. Burke is licensed to carry a firearm in Florida and California, but not in New York. Burke was taken to Queens central booking and could potentially be charged with a felony for the incident.

Moore’s 2003 Oscar-winning film “Bowling for Columbine” criticizes what Moore calls America’s “culture of fear” and its obsession with guns.

I remember when Rosie O’Donnell got caught in a similar faux pas as having an armed bodyguard after denouncing ALL guns to Tom Selleck on her show a couple years ago. Apparently guns are bad for everyone, except for the famous since their more important than you. To her credit, O’Donnell apologized and she scored major points with me after September 11th when she donated $1 million and encouraged everyone she knew to do the same rather than participate in the concert. I don’t expect Moore to do anything like that.

Late Friday Funnies…

Wednesday, January 19th, 2005

Or maybe early?

I just found this from ChicagoBoyz; those JibJab fellers have a new Bush cartoon up. I think they were a little harder on W this time, since they tended to be a little more even-handed during the election. On the other hand, he won, so he’s bound to be a bigger target.

Enjoy.

MUST! HAVE! THIS!

Wednesday, January 19th, 2005

To quote Dork Tower: The Force can have a strong influence on the geek-minded!

Darth Tater Bends My Will!

Thanks to Peter David for bringing this to my attention. My wallet now officially hates you, you darn good comics writer you!

Where is Gloria Steinem?

Monday, January 17th, 2005

Haaretz – Israel News – Feminists outraged as B nai B rith Canada sides with Muslims on domestic law

According to the article, B’nai B’rith Canada (a Jewish Human Rights group) has filed a brief with the Canadian Court advocating allowing Canadian Muslims to privately adjudicate (non-criminal) disputes with legally binding Muslim courts that enforce Sharia law.

This whole thing smells fishy to me. While I certainly see no problem with private arbitration, I find a private, binding court system to be contrary to Western ideals of equal protection and application under the law. The article states that the Sharia court could not rule contrary to accepted Canadian law and the Canadian Charter of Rights, I foresee this becoming essentially a shadow court system and a black market ruling system.

What can women expect the Sharia Courts to provide them?

“Under Sharia, male heirs receive almost double the inheritance of females. Alimony is limited to a period ranging from three months to one year, unless a woman was pregnant before she was divorced. Only men can initiate divorce proceedings, and fathers virtually always are awarded custody of any children who have reached puberty.”

What is most surprising about this article isn’t necessarily that hard-right muslims are trying to implement Sharia law in Canada (just as they are everywhere else). What’s surprising is that this Jewish advocacy group is supporting it, and that Canada is seriously considering it.

“I’m not sure what a smart idea that was. Tradition should not be used as an excuse for limiting gender equality,” Ester Reiter, a secular Jewish feminist and a professor of women’s studies at Toronto’s York University said.

B’nai B’rith supports this because they don’t want to be forced to remove the Rabbinical Courts which apparently have a similar arrangement in Canada. However, the contradiction is that while there is an acknoeledged slight male bias in Rabbinical Court, Sharia Law is completely counter to Canada’s avowed commitment to equal rights (regardless of the overly leftward lean of Canada’s prominent policies). It essentially enslaves women to their male family members and husbands. It removes their personhood and relegates them to a life of ignorance and abuse. Regardless of one’s personal ox (the existence of the Rabbinical Courts), how anyone can advocate allowing this is beyond me. Certainly if the Sharia courts become commonplace they can argue that the existence of the Rabbinical Courts is counter to the Sharian beliefs since, according to John Syrtash, the lawyer who wrote the brief, “If you’re religious, then Jewish courts come down to us as the word of God,” and that is clearly blasphemy in the Islamic faith.

It is dangerous to give an inch in this regard. It seems pretty reasonable to assume that Sharia can’t be implemented in part. Its very definition requires that it be implemented in whole. This is the same appeasement strategy that gave hitler Czechoslovakia and Poland and was surprised by his invasion of France.

The feminist groups who are opposing the brief should be applauded and shouldn’t be alone in this. Everyone who cares for the Western cultural model should be opposing this. It does no good to fight Islamist extremism abroad only to give Islamists a foothold in our own backyard. One can only hope that Canadians, who seem intent to follow the Dutch model, learn the terrible lessons of the consequences of extreme tolerance sooner than the Dutch did.

Dirty dirty geeks

Wednesday, January 12th, 2005

NASA fired off a rocket today to intercept and strike a nearby (80 million miles away) comet on July 4th. It should provide all kinds of neat scientific data ranging from what makes up a comet to what matter was present just after the creation of the universe. The name: Deep Impact. The shape: distinctly phallic. No wonder people accuse the US of prick-waving.


Photo Source: AP

Tsunami relief

Tuesday, January 4th, 2005

I can’t really say much about the Tsunami that hasn’t already been said, but I did want to point out that the guys at Cox & Forkum (named, amazingly enough, Cox and Forkum) are auctioning off original art of their tsunami cartoon. The bidding is open and the bid is paid in the form of a donation to Direct Relief International. So far, bidding is only at $100.

Since almost no one who visits here comments (based on my hit-counter and haloscan comparisons – I need a new hobby), I have no idea who reads this blog and no clue as to who can afford what, but if you can spare some cash, head over there, get some cool art and help out the victims of this catastrophe.

As of this minute, there is a single bid, for $100. I hope someone can afford more than that…

I don’t get it…

Saturday, January 1st, 2005

On yesterday’s New Year’s Eve post, I received two comments telling the sad tale of a US Marine and his death. What the poster wants me to do about unexploded ordnance, I don’t know. Perhaps I’m a welcome target because I supported the Iraq War? I’m not sure, nor do I care. The entire comment is non-sequitor to the post in question, but that isn’t the part that I don’t get. What I don’t understand is why this person (who names himself The Count) decided to spoof Bill Whittle’s email address and homepage. Apparently, whoever it was doesn’t believe enough in his own message to post ral contact info. His IP shows him to be a resident of Greenville, SC (not where Bill Whittle lives). I just thought this was extremely bizarre. Especially since I have a friend who calls himself The Count (due to his predeliction for wearing a long black cape). I know this is not really post-worthy, but it struck me as odd. I almost never get comments so this kind of out-of-the-blue non-spam comment was interesting enough to me to post about.

UPDATE: I get it now. This guy is a Moore-On. Still, pretty cowardly way of going about this, not leaving any real contact info. Google search for “Jesus A Suarez del Solar Novaro” and “cluster bomb” reveals the Moore link and one for IPS (which Moore cites)here. Apparently someone has made it their life mission to distribute this story far and wide. *yawn*