Kevin Smith (that lucky geek-god bastard) got to see Episode III before everybody else. He posted a spoiler-laden review.
My favorite quote is the starter (and least spoiler-revealing):
“‘Revenge of the Sith’ is, quite simply, fucking awesome. This is the ‘Star Wars’ prequel the haters have been bitching for since ‘Menace’ came out, and if they don’t cop to that when they finally see it, they’re lying. As dark as ‘Empire’ was, this movie goes a thousand times darker – from the triggering of Order 66 (which has all the Shock Troopers [Redacted for Spoiler -ed.]), to the jaw-dropping [Redacted for Spoiler -ed.] fight on [Redacted for Spoiler -ed.] (where – [Redacted for Spoiler -ed.]), this flick is so satisfyingly tragic, you’ll think you’re watching ‘Othello’ or ‘Hamlet.’”
I chopped a lot, I know, but I don’t want to be that asshole that gives everything away secondhand. It’s one thing to be the asshole who sees the movie first and spoils by mistake, but I don’t want to be that guy.