Memo to Martin Short:

Um… I’m really getting sick of seeing you all over my television. I last found you funny in Captain Ron, and I credit Kurt Russell with most of that (although you did make me laugh on Conan O’Brien, but again, I mostly credit Conan). I couldn’t care less that you have a movie coming out with a completely unfunny and rude character so kindly leave my TV alone and go back to vacationing on the moon, or wherever you are when you aren’t doing Father of the Bride movies.

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