Archive for May, 2005

It’s what time?

Thursday, May 5th, 2005

Why am I blogging when I should be sleeping? I blame Callimachus over at Done With Mirrors. He started blogging just a little before I did, and is doing a much better job of it let me tell you. He’s one of those bloggers who I instantly realized would do me a world of good to read regularly. I added him to my feed list and let Feedreader accumulate yummy political, etymological and comedy goodness. Tonight, I noticed his series on Wilson and Wilsonians (1,2,3,4, 5) and I admit I was intrigued, but I was actually sidetracked into reading his posts on Iraq and Viet Nam. He is a former liberal, but not quite a conservative (and as an etymologist, he rightly points out that those labels are nearly devoid of meaning, or at least are no longer useful for describing or comparing anything. Callimachus is also managing editor at a small-town newspaper near Lancaster or Reading, PA (which, by sheer coincidence, I will be visiting on behalf of work for 5 days next week-end). His job gives him access to the wire services allowing him to post entries like this one comparing the wire services’ photo coverage of the Syrian pullout of Lebanon.

At any rate, I just wanted to point out a member of my blogroll that I have been aware of for a long time, but never really got to know. Well, now I did and you should too (not that I seem to have any readers in my new home yet).

Memo to Martin Short:

Wednesday, May 4th, 2005

Um… I’m really getting sick of seeing you all over my television. I last found you funny in Captain Ron, and I credit Kurt Russell with most of that (although you did make me laugh on Conan O’Brien, but again, I mostly credit Conan). I couldn’t care less that you have a movie coming out with a completely unfunny and rude character so kindly leave my TV alone and go back to vacationing on the moon, or wherever you are when you aren’t doing Father of the Bride movies.

Good Luck Tony!

Wednesday, May 4th, 2005

As indicated in this post, I feel that America owes Tony Blair a great debt for his unwavering support of our efforts in Iraq.
Good luck to Tony Blair tomorrow as he stands for an unprecedented third consecutive term as Labour Prime Minister. It’s almost certain that he will win, but you never know.

He likes it! He really Likes it!!!

Wednesday, May 4th, 2005

Kevin Smith (that lucky geek-god bastard) got to see Episode III before everybody else. He posted a spoiler-laden review. (more…)

Note from Mrs. Bixby (Not Her Real Name)

Wednesday, May 4th, 2005

My wonderful wife has reached her goal of raising $2000 for the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer, not that my blog was any assistance in that. At least my friends were able to contribute.

Of course, donations are still welcome through June 3rd.

I will post pictures and the story after she completes the walk. Please consider the donation. It goes to a good cause, and if you don’t want to donate on Mrs. Bixby (Not Her Real Name)’s behalf, you can make a general donation at the Main Page.

Badassitude Rating: 15 out of 12

Monday, May 2nd, 2005

Jedi Awesomeness.

Why? Why do I let Lucas treat me like a battered spouse. Always he promises wonder and merriment and a return to the way things used to be, when they were good. Every time, I allow him to lure me back and he smacks me in the face with Jar Jar Binks and digitized screaming space ships and Jake Lloyd. Jake F—ing Lloyd! Come on! I should be ashamed of myself. I should be avoiding any possible exposure to Episode III that I can (like that’s possible! I think I saw the trailer during the Teletubbies this morning). Instead, I listen to the pretty music. I watch the pretty lightsabers. I consume the full rich textured voice of James Earl Jones. I can’t help myself. It’s real love. Maybe this time will be different. Maybe he’s changed. I’m sure of it this time…

You’ll see. YOU’LL SEE!!!!