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Friday, June 10th, 2005

Once you Pop, you can’t stop:

Synagogue sued over missing ashes: Potato-chip can found in place of woman’s remains in mausoleum.

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Friday, June 10th, 2005

Saddam’s Trial date has been in flux in the last week or so, so I think we should play Rock, Paper, Saddam! in the meantime.

In the first of two “Mister Bixby is going to hell” links, we have Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal which is the rousing tale of young J.C. and his buddy Cliff as they go on wacky adventures and examine what life is like for a young godling and his buddy. I found that link while reading reviews for Judith Christ Of Nazareth, The Gospels Of The Bible, Corrected To Reflect That Christ Was A Woman, Extracted From The Books Of Matthew, Mark, Luke, And John. The title is long enough to tell the tale. Really. Christ was a chick. Named Judith. With a beard? OK. I think this would be hysterical as a gag, for a joke. But no. They are serious about this. The LBI Institute and Billie Shakespeare think it a worthy intellectual exercise to re-write the Gospel’s from a feminist view. Some people have WAY too much time on their hands!

I’d like to be a little serious here for a moment. Apparently, there is a young lady named Katie, who is my age and very pretty, who has been brainwashed by a man almost twice her age, who she idolized as a child. She seems to be under his spell completely, and he seems to have convinced himself that public pronouncements of his love for her can somehow obscure his obvious obsession with her. That in mind, I would like you to visit FreeKatie.net. Maybe you can bring her to her senses.

Finally, under the “Neato! Flying Cars!” Category, we have an “external gill.” Alan Izhar-Bodner, an Israeli man, has invented a device that will allow divers to extract oxygen and dissolved gasses from the water they are swimming in without having to rely on heavy pressurized air tanks. See details here and here.

Happy Friday!

Friday, June 10th, 2005

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Here’s mine Lex

I DID IT!!!!!

Thursday, June 9th, 2005

Hello Everyone!

Well, Avon Walk 2005 has come and gone. It was just as great as last year, but better. There were more family and friends around this time! Let me start from the beginning. . .

First for the statistics. I raised a total of $2535! The walk this year had over 2400 walkers and hundreds of crew. All told, The Chicago Avon Walk raised over 5.2 million dollars! More money is still coming in, too! I had 0 sunburn, 0 blown knees, and 3 blisters(darn rain). I think I win the most unusual blister award, too. It was under my toenail!

For those of you that did not check my web page, both of my parents were on the crew this year. Mom did medical crew at a couple of different Rest Stops and Dad was on water/ice crew at the Wellness Village. He also was a finish line cheerleader for about 2 hours on Sunday. It was awesome having them around – seeing them throughout the day. We also ended up having our tents near each other which was cool.

My goal for this walk was to complete the entire thing again, but in better time. I did it! I shaved atleast an hour off my time on both days. Because I did it so much quicker on Saturday, Paul and the girls (Miss Jen, Audrey, and Maddy) all got to hang out with us in the Wellness Village for a bit. On Sunday, I figured, “why rush?”, so I hung out with them at the lunch stop for over an hour. The weather during the walk was not as delightful. For pretty much the entire weekend the sun was set to melt. OH MY GOD! The last mile of the entire walk was the hardest. It was right along the lake, with no shade, no wind, and VERY hot! I had to keep telling myself not to give into the heat. But it was worth it. There at the finish line was my entire cheering section rooting for me! For those of you in the Chicago area that remember a down pour on Saturday, yes, I was walking in that too. That torrential down-pour with high winds, thunder, and lightning. Yes, I was in it. Fortunately, I was about 2 miles out from where my mom was – she got hailed on!

There was one VERY cool part of this year’s walk. The Avon Foundation has, during these walks, a thing called a “Connection Ribbon.” This is a Pink Ribbon (almost like a beauty pagent sash) that says “Every Three Minutes.” The ribbon represents the fact every 3 minutes another person is diagnosed with breast cancer. For every 3 minutes during the entirity of the walk, these ribbons are handed out to walkers and crew. All Day and All night because cancer never sleeps. There are only 672 ribbons passed out all weekend. My mom, dad, and myself all got one this year. My dad received one while working. I received one while explaining to Miss Jen what my dad’s ribbon meant. My mom woke up to find one outside her tent. It was touching for all of us to receive one.

Now everything is said and done. My muscles and feet are feeling good and blisters have healed. I am extremely thankful of everyone that has helped me through all this. My parents are signed up to crew next year. I am going to walk again, but haven’t registered yet. (That’s right! I’ll be back for more donations again next year!) My mom and I are also thinking of going out to crew the Denver walk next year. Watch out Desiree! Here we come!

Thanks again to everyone! You all Rock!

Mrs. Bixby (Not Her Real Name)

P.S. To those of you that want to see pic’s or have been promised pic’s, it is going to be a little bit. My camera apparrently did not like the rain and humidity and the pictures are a little hazy. You will get some! Don’t Despair! :)

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Ooooh Controversy!!!

Thursday, June 9th, 2005

On another forum, someone posted a comment basically saying she didn’t know what the big deal was about stem-cell research using discarded embryos.

An excerpt:

“I just don’t think cells in a petri dish are the same as an unborn, viable fetus. Looks like I’m not the only one:”

Part of the discussion left off with the thought that if the embryo was never going to be implanted and would be destroyed anyway, where is the harm in using the embryos in research. “What harm can it cause?”

My response.

The harm that can be caused (if you are of the mind-set that every embryo is better off as a child than a science experiment) is not that one or eight or one-hundred embryos that would otherwise be discarded will be used in science experimentation. It’s that doing it one or eight or one-hundred times makes it that much easier to do it more and more often to more and more embryos.

Decisions like this aren’t made in the middle. They are made in the margins. If you wouldn’t ever make this decision, then you are not on the margin. Essentially, as more people who are capable of being convinced to donate their embryos to research are actually convinced to do so, the borders of the margins shift farther along the “Not Willing/Willing” axis and more and more people become marginal, continuing the process.

Those who don’t want to see “unwanted” embryos used in stem cell research don’t want this slide to begin, so they are trying to nip it in the bud (at least from a Federal Funding standpoint, which is the only thing that has been prevented). Keep in mind too that those who don’t want embryos destroyed for research also, generally, don’t want them destroyed period. The desire isn’t so much wanting to impede science, the goal is prevent the destruction of potential life. Given the choice, they would see every embryo stored until someone was willing to take that embryo, try implanting it, and carry it to term.

I am personally ambivalent on the isse because I haven’t reasoned my way to one stance on the other. I don’t like the idea of destroying a potential child to spur research, even beneficial research, and I have yet to see real evidence that stem cell research can fulfill half the claims made about them. However, I don’t have any rational reason for believing that life begins at conception either. Perhaps the beating heart is the cutoff for actual life’s beginning. Perhaps its formation of a neural network. I don’t know. But I do know that after hearing my children’s heartbeat in utero, I could never have made the decision to abort the child. Because that would have ended their life, by my lights. I digress, but the point is that I don’t have a set time-frame for the life/not-life demarcation so I can’t feel 100% comfortable that a viable (which means capable of life) embryo is not, in fact, life and can conscionably be destroyed. In that uncertainty lies the harm.

Many evil things have begun with the phrase “What harm can it cause?”

The next question posed compared the potential cruelty resulting from locking this potential life in a freezer forever with the compassion inherent in “letting it die or allowing its parents to donate it to science. If you believe an embryo is a living thing with a soul, why not send the soul to heaven instead of trapping it in a freezer forever? If you don’t believe an embryo is a living thing with a soul, then why would it bother you if it’s dismantled and used for research?”

My response:

herein lies the rub.

I am an atheist. I don’t believe in a soul. I do believe in individual personhood, and that the only existence a person has is here, on earth, while in a physical living body.

What I don’t know is when that physical body becomes living. In suspended animation, it still has that potential to live or become living. When that embryo is destroyed, such potential is destroyed too.

You refer twice to “living thing with a soul.” Since I am an atheist, the “soul” never enters the equation. The amiguity surrounds when it is a living thing (read: human). If an embryo has no life in its present state (setting aside the life-potential) then there I have less anxiety around the issue of destruction of the embryo for research. Any anxiety is the result of grief at the life that will never be. If an embryo does have life, then destruction of the embryo for research is morally wrong in that you are, through force, removing the only real thing of value a person ever owns: his life. Since I do not have the knowledge or ability to know (and neither does anyone else) whether an embryo constitues human life, I can not in good conscience make the decision to terminate it for some “greater good.” Err on the side of life, as they say.

Again, those who don’t want to destroy embryos for research don’t want embryos destroyed at all. Ideally, each embryo would find a willing womb to take its shot at making itself into an advanced multi-celled creature. If it fails to implant, it will die, but at least it had it’s chance.

Another person responded to this with

I think you need to address the difference between having “life” and the state of being a “person.” A dog is a form of life and has life; it is not a person. An embryo has “life”, but it is not a person. It fails to have the essential qualities (heartbeat…brain activity…capacity to survive outside the womb) that we normally associate with personhood.

Scary no?

That was the gist of my comment. There is no agreed-upon marker at which time an embryo goes from living thing to a living human.

As to this “A dog is a form of life and has life; it is not a person.” A dog can only ever be a dog. Since the only thing an embryo, if left unaltered by some sci-fi mad scientist, can become is a human, if you concede that an embryo “has life” then it MUST be human life. We start to encroach on very dangerous ground when we decide to make distinctions between human life and personhood. All you have to do to justify murder is declare a person, a group or a race as “not persons.” Obviously, that isn’t your intent. However, I don’t want to take the discussion to that distinction.

If you are willing destroy human life at the embryonic stage, why not just a bit later (i.e., “So what if it has two cells instead of one, we’ll just draw the line there,” “So what if it has four cells instead of two? It’s only one step later, we’ll draw the line there,” “So what if there is a beating heart? It would still be legal to abort it, why not use it here?” – I know at the last point, the fetus would be useless to a stem cell researcher, what with the differentiation having taken place and all, but I wanted to illustrate the point).

If an embryo has life (which, at this stage of the game we can’t know) then it is, by definition, human life. When we call any human life expendable for the common good, then we devalue all human life.

I just thought it was an interesting discussion and I liked the thought process. I like to take an adversarial side in debates like this just for the intellectual exercise. I hadn’t really examined my feelings on the issue of embryonic stem-cell research. I didn’t lie throughout this debate though. Since I can’t be positive where life begins, I can’t unambiguously declare embryonic stem-cell research viable. Thankfully, umbilical and adult stem-cell research is receiving tons of federal funding and seems just as promising. I post this here to generate discussion, so please feel free to comment. Please?

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Friday, June 3rd, 2005

Two more Star Wars related links:

Read and understand why geeks are the way we are. We’re important see. We keep the universes consistent.

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. The Parade of Unfortunate Star Wars Costumes

Sorry folks.

Thursday, June 2nd, 2005

Blogging has been non-existent this week, and will continue to be light to null throughout the weekend as Mrs. Bixby (Not Her Real Name) will be participating in the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer this weekend (donations acceptable through noon tomorrow) and we will be leapfrogging her from cheering station to cheering station. Once it is complete, I’ll post the link for pictures and tales of tribulations when available. Friday Funnies may not even make an appearance this week. I’ll try to find the funny though so you will have giggles throughout the weekend.

Upcoming post topics:

  • Memorial Day thoughts re: my familial service members, and my non-participation guilt
  • Religion: Why do people believe, why do converts change their entire life, can an atheist have purpose, is such a thing relevant? (see: Mean Mr. Mustard for partial inspiration.
  • The eternal struggle between playing a Rogue vs. Magic User.
  • Feelings of inadequacy re: teeny tiny blog-fish in a gigantic blog-ocean.
  • The really cool goings-on at DC Comics lately in the lead-up to Infinite Crisis. It’s wicked bad cool!!!!! < /geek>
  • Work has been very busy lately and has really cut into my blogging time. Sad thing that.