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Batman Begins

Wednesday, June 15th, 2005

Having just finished seeing the movie, all I can say is “Wow!”

Well, that’s not all I can say, otherwise I wouldn’t bother posting at 3:25 in the morning.

This was the Batman movie I’ve been waiting to see. Where Tim Burton looked at the Batman mythos and saw a stylized, dark and gritty universe that could be improved by stretching this bit to absurdity here and tugging this bit beyond the point of no return and casting Jack Nicholson as the Joker, Christopher Nolan saw a heroic struggle by one man to overcome his grief at his parent’s death by defeating his greatest fears and leaping into action.

This film is essentially a Batman: Year One for Hollywood. The screenwriters did borrow quite a bit from Frank Miller’s classic, but not completely of course. That being the case, the Caped Crusader wasn’t quite the world’s greatest detective yet. There were more than a few tweaks to the mythos, certainly, but from a character standpoint, everything made sense and worked in its own context.

The plot was tight and even served up a twist or three. The best asset of the story and screenplay is that Batman was treated as if he were real. There wasn’t a trace of camp and any humour was naturally occurring based on circumstance and/or character. There weren’t any forced jokes, and the filmmakers never tipped their hand by overbroadcasting “Hey there’s a joke here, laugh.” The first half of the movie takes loving care to develop Bruce Wayne as a character that you can identify with, understand and root for. You don’t even see Batman for the first hour or so (this is done well, much like the original Superman, and contrary to that shameless Incredible Hulk movie). By the time Bruce becomes Batman, you feel that you too may have donned the cape and cowl.

As for the characters, every actor in this movie, EVERY ACTOR, gave their best talent in service to this film. There are some very big names in supporting roles: Liam Neeson (in a very pivotal role), Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Gary Oldman (fantastic as always), Tom Wilkinson, a surprise appearance by Rutger Hauer, JoeyKatie Holmes, and Ken Watanabe. Every one of them created full three-dimensional characters with clear motivations and unique characters. My only real problem is with Holmes, who I generally do not care for as an actress anyway. She plays Rachel Dawes, a childhood friend of Bruce Wayne’s and Gotham City Assistant D.A. It’s shown that Bruce turns 30 in the timeline of the movie, and she was roughly the same age. However, in every role she plays, Holmes oozes with obvious sincerity. I don’t really fault her for this because I think she is genuinely sincere when she plays a character, but she has all the emotional range of a puppy-dog, complete with expressive eyes. She doesn’t bring the gravitas to the role that you would expect for a single, powerful 30 year old woman. Especially the persistent public prosecutor that Dawes is. If she were really going up against mob boss Carmine Falcone (masterfully portrayed by Tom Wilkinson), he would pet her on the head, giver her a piece of candy and shoo her out the door with plenty of advice about kids not speaking when the grown-ups are trying to conduct business. If he didn’t shoot her for her audacity, natch. That was the failing I can blame Holmes for.

The sweetest surprise though was the quality of treatment Bruce Wayne received. He isn’t some secondary shell to Batman as in Batman Forever and Batman & Robin. Nor was he the dominant personality as in Batman and Batman Returns. Instead, Bats and Bruce each leverage their unique positions and capabilities to best serve the goal of eradicating crime.

The forced dialogue and stinted interaction with Bruce Wayne, however, was entirely the fault of the screenwriters who seemed to believe a love interest was a necessary element to a Batman story, a compulsion I have never understood. Batman has been marginally romantically involved with Selena Kyle (Catwoman – Patience Price be damned!) and Talia Ghul (the daughter of Ra’s Al Ghul). Period. Bruce Wayne is a playboy who dallies with empty heads and dumps them away. Batman doesn’t have time for love.

Continuing the two villains theme from the later three movie, the scarecrow and Ra’s Al Ghul were so real, frightening and honest that it was quite refreshing. Granted they are not the only two villains in the movie, as Gotham’s underbelly is explored, but they are the two that comic fans will recognize. The characters were well served by their respective actors and treated with all the respect they deserve. Cillian Murphy will never let you look at courtroom psychologists in the same light again.

Another bonus for me personally was seeing the lovely city of Chicago all dolled up as Gotham City. We got to take helicopter shots down Upper Wacker Drive, drive at breakneck speed through lower Wacker Drive (and even cause a few Blues Brothers-esque moments while there) and see our varied and wondrous architectural marvels in all their glory. I actually was downtown while they were filming “The Intimidation Game” as they were hiding behind. We watched the helicopter with attached camera fly back and forth over the river and city streets filming the aerials. I couldn’t find myself on-screen though. I guess I will need to see it again. (By the way, to see some of the Chicago locations used in Gotham City, look here at Glass, Steel and Stone.

In the end, I would give the film 3 and a half out of 4 stars. I deduct a half a star for not having a more seasoned actress in the lead female role.

To quote Peter David’s review “Overall a terrific relaunch of the Bat franchise.”

Crossposted on DomainofSlack.com

Girls of Warcraft

Thursday, May 26th, 2005

David from The Whatever Files and I were talking about MMORPG’s today as he has recently become quite addicted to City of Heroes.

I have studiously avoided MMORPGs because of the highly detrimental impact that my addictive MUDding had on my relationship with the not-yet Mrs. Bixby (Not Her Real Name). Knowing just how easily my brain can be consumed by an ever-available electronic alternate universe has staved off such a refocused addiction to the MUD’s grandchild and most likely a divorce.

However, several of my friends play MMORPGs and of them, most play World of Warcraft, which I have seen. While pretty (oh, so pretty), it is both too taxing on computer hardware to allow me to run the program and would be too taxing on my marriage to allow me to run the program.
That in mind, when David sent me this, I realized that this could be written my dear wife, then-girlfriend, circa 1996 – 1997.

After a quick google search, it appears that this came from Marc’s World of Warcraft – WOW – Blog. His May 23rd post contains this posting. It seems that it came from Western Washington University where a disgruntled gaming widow posted this on all the bathroom door’s of the men’s floors. In fact, it appears that all of the parentheticals are from Marc’s some WWU-attending chum. I found this quite funny and have sent it to all my WoW-playing friends.

UPDATE 12/3/05: Marc found this site and
I verified the attribution with him on his site, and he affirms that he did not write it, but rescued it from the WoW forums quite some time ago:

misterbixby,

You started out attributing it appropriately. I did not write this. I did get it off of the WoW General forum months ago.

I really apprecaite the plug! I think you have brought me alot of traffic.

Alot of folks have enjoyed that post.

No problem Mark, glad for what little traffic I can send your way. END UPDATE.

Be on guard fellas, the ladies may be stewing! I suppose this probably should be a Friday Funny, but after last night’s debacle, I’m just happy to be able to post anything.

I’m sure by now most of the residents in Nash Hall have experienced the cult following that is World of Warcraft. I’m also sure that the majority of men in the building either has given into this phenomenon individually, or has a roommate, friend, or RA that’s fallen. Being one of the many women in Nash Hall (our dorm) involved in a relationship with a man whose life is no longer is own, I have a few things to say.

1. Realistically, most girls despise World of Warcraft. With the exception of ________(girlfriend of _______and fellow wow-er, lucky dog) and very few others, girls just have no interest in it whatsoever. We do not care what level you just hit, we do not care what boss you’re about to kill, we do not care how many days you’ve spent wasting your life away, and we absolutely DO NOT care how “f-ing” hot your character is (her boyfriend has a female night elf.) So stop telling us or you’ll be single very, very soon. No one wants to date a junkie.

2. Don’t you have class or something? It seems to me that we live in a government sponsored insitution, NOT in your mom’s basement. I don’t think President Bush would be very happy to hear that his funding is going toward a Univeristy full of ridiculous boys who are wasting the public’s hard earned tax dollars (would he really care?) How much does it cost to attend Western? (about 3 grand a quarter, or 9k a year) And how much does your account cost a month? (15 dollars even) I won’t even bring up the point that you are here to study and gain ACTUAL, not computer animated, knowledge, and that you could be saving mucho dinero staying in your own house and letting someone live in Nash who actually deserves to be here. Anyone ever heard that song by Ben Folds Five, “Song for the Dumped?” Yeah. That’s what I thought.

3. Hey, have you ever heard the words “Personal Hygiene?” I think not. Judging by the smell wafting down from the 3rd, 5th, and 6th floors,(the guy floors in the building) us ladies of floor 1 have had to invest in a serious supply of air fresheners. When was the last time you actually took a shower? I know for a fact that several residents on the 5th and 6th floors have gone about 3 days without showering, and usually wear the same shirts and pair of underwear for days on end. No wonder everyone’s door is always locked. They are trying to keep the smell stifled inside their room, which is disgusting. TLC had it right when they didn’t want No Scrubs. You scrubby boys had better knock if off.

4. What the hell are those stupid headsets? Do you work in the Taco Bell drive-thru? It sure smells like it on your floor. If so, I’d better be getting a discount. What, do you need reassurance that you actually do have friends who understand your addiction? You wonder why girls go to the bathroom in pairs, or why they get pissed when you can’t tell what they are thinking. This is the same thing, and just as mind-boggling. Why do you need to talk to other computer nerds while playing the game? Does your score improve with the number of friends you have online? Or maybe you met your other girlfriend who is 36, divorced, and lives in Kentucky with her 15 cats. Sure sounds like a winner to me.

5. What is your age again? Last time I checked, Western Washington University did not admit 12 year old boys into its academic program. I don’t think the admissions office would be too pleased to hear about the progress of its North Campus (location of our dorm on campus) students. It’s nice that you college men have found a piece of common ground, but honestly this is ridiculous. If you have your RA, your roommate, your friends across the hall, your girlfriend’s ex boyfriend, and the guy who beat you last week in poker all on the same server going on a quest, you know you’ve hit rock bottom. I wouldn’t be surprised if the next thing I see is someone running down the hall with a pillowcase cape tied around their neck, scantily clad in Power Rangers underwear, crying because so-and-so just stole their star wars action figure or holographic Pokemon card. Honestly, that’s just not okay.

Be happy that I chose to keep the concerns to only 5. I know these perfectly valid points may be hard for some of you to hear. But realistically, it’s the truth. The moral of the story is; boys, don’t ignore girls of any status, girlfriend or not girlfriend, just to sit around all night in your boxers with chip crumbs on your belly, playing this infernal game. Keep it up, and the words “we need to talk” or “this just isn’t working out” or even the dreaded “I met someone else” will arise in the not so distant future. And I can just see each and every one of you, sitting there dumbfounded as to what could have possibly gone wrong. Everything was just so perfect. Speaking of which, I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Have a good life alone in Molten Core.

Apparently, this wasn’t a real break-up letter, but just a word of warning from the co-ed populace.

D’Oh! Part II

Thursday, May 26th, 2005

I really messed it up this time. I was trying to upgrade my WordPress from 1.5 to 1.5.1.1. It turns out that I was looking at the wrong Wiki for the upgrade (apparently, the new install one instead). It also turns out that I really don’t have clue one what I am doing. I overwrote all of my WP files, created a new database and managed to apparently wipe my entire blog. This, if true, is highly disappointing, to say the least. I hope against hope that you would be able to restore my blog from a recent back-up. If so, I promise, I will love you forever. No really. I mean it. Not in a weird way. Just a platonic passionate love a user feels for the wizard-like techie who saves his unknowledgeable hind end. You have always treated me great in the past, so I know you will have done everything possible to help me, even if I really did dump the whole thing down the memory hole. Thanks folks.

Love Always,
MisterBixby, Idiot User.

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Oh my Stars and Garters

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005

Heard on the Internets last night that Kelsey Grammar is cast as the blue-furred Beast in X-Men 3. Personally, I like the choice since Beast is extremely erudite, kind of effete and upper-crust sounding. In fact, I won’t be able to read the books without hearing Grammar’s voice now. I just hope that they CGI the Beast. Otherwise it could look like this (scroll down to Courtney Cox-Zuckner’s post.

James Joyner has a good post over at Outside the Beltway.

Quick Sith Review

Monday, May 23rd, 2005

This was my emailed review of Revenge of the Sith. Thought I should post it here since with the box office gross this weekend, no one who wants to see it hasn’t seen it. Not that this is spoiler-ridden, but I don’t want anyone to say there was no warning.

I liked it. I really liked it.

Hated Anakin + Padme together.

Liked them apart.

Loved Obi-Wan Everywhere.

Yoda is Da Man.

Emperor is a bad bad dude.

Needs more Vader.*

Chewy!!!!

In all, certainly didn’t suck

*I think this applies to nearly everything

He likes it! He really Likes it!!!

Wednesday, May 4th, 2005

Kevin Smith (that lucky geek-god bastard) got to see Episode III before everybody else. He posted a spoiler-laden review. (more…)

Badassitude Rating: 15 out of 12

Monday, May 2nd, 2005

Jedi Awesomeness.

Why? Why do I let Lucas treat me like a battered spouse. Always he promises wonder and merriment and a return to the way things used to be, when they were good. Every time, I allow him to lure me back and he smacks me in the face with Jar Jar Binks and digitized screaming space ships and Jake Lloyd. Jake F—ing Lloyd! Come on! I should be ashamed of myself. I should be avoiding any possible exposure to Episode III that I can (like that’s possible! I think I saw the trailer during the Teletubbies this morning). Instead, I listen to the pretty music. I watch the pretty lightsabers. I consume the full rich textured voice of James Earl Jones. I can’t help myself. It’s real love. Maybe this time will be different. Maybe he’s changed. I’m sure of it this time…

You’ll see. YOU’LL SEE!!!!

More from the Front … or In this episode I Geek Out.

Wednesday, April 27th, 2005

MisterBixby: Whoa….
MisterBixby: Please to be clicking here…
David: omg!
MisterBixby: uh huh
David: i can’t believe i just said ‘omg’
MisterBixby: Whatev y00 big AOLer y00
David: they should make a series about Kit Fisto
MisterBixby: that sounds dirty.
David: hah
David: this guy
David: there was a clone wars episode about him fighting the separatists on Mon Calamari
David: he was using his lightsaber underwater
MisterBixby: cool… although he looks like the son of the singer from The Fifth Element.
MisterBixby: Did it steam and stuff?
David: and he made this force bubble and knocked out a bunch of enemy submarines with it
David: it bubbled
MisterBixby: Mon Calamari means my squid… what a messed up name for a planet.
David: hah
David: they look like squid
David: Kit Fisto
MisterBixby: It’s like calling earth Mon Boeuf… My beef
David: hahah
MisterBixby: hehe … bubbly light saber…
MisterBixby:

This is cool too: Beyond Indy, Lucas also answered a question about another popular Lucasfilm character, Willow Ufgood. His response to a fan who asked about the possibilities of Willow II: “I was actually just talking to Warwick Davis backstage, and we were communing on the possibility, wouldn’t it be wonderful to someday do a Willow TV series. I can’t say that we’ll do that, but, [Lucasfilm] is moving into television, and a lot of ideas are popping up.” Lucas went on to say later that other projects on the horizon include a feature film about African-American pilots serving in World War II that Lucas will produce.

David: hahahah
David: willow
MisterBixby: Shut up Peck!
MisterBixby: I’ve gotten SO many hits for that Darth Benedictus-Tater pic….
David: A fan asked the chances of exploring the KOTOR-era Jedi or the origins of the Sith on TV, and Lucas stated that if the television projects are successful, he would examine the possibility of moving elsewhere in the saga.
David: this would be awesome!
David: I was wondering if revenge of the sith would make some kind of subtle reference to Darth Revan or Malak. How great would that be?
David: supposedly palpatine explains the sith a little better, maybe they’ll go into the history.
David: he doesn’t like you. I don’t like you either!
MisterBixby: I don’t know. They may not because its a fairly obscure reference.
MisterBixby: If you haven’t played the games, you won’t have a clue who they are.
MisterBixby: I can’t remember the alias that Obi-wan used in the cafe in Episode II… the guy they thought he was. Is that in the Star Wars database you’re looking at?
David: i’m getting a lot of referrals from search engine results for Alicia Rickter. What a bunch of pervs!
MisterBixby: who is a Alicia Rickter?
David: some playboy bunny
David: i wrote about her marriage to Mike Piazza somewhere
David: i’m also getting hits from people searching for “colon cleansing”
MisterBixby: riiiight… Now that I’m posting this conversation, watch my alicia Rickter hits go through the roof… Their all gonna be here looking for NAKED ALICIA RICKTER PICS… Is that shameless hit seeking, y’think?
David: yes
David: but it’s necessary
MisterBixby: :)
MisterBixby: Of course, now I’ll get colon cleansing hits too…
David: alicia rickter and colon cleansing are my two biggies
MisterBixby: I’ve been getting searches for “Laura Ingraham’s Breast Cancer Surgery” because I made a passing comment to Laura Ingraham and Carrie’s participating in the Avon walk for breast cancer

I’m such a dork. I don’t know why this conversation is interesting to anyone but me and David. Of course, I did want to send the link out.

And to all of you here looking for NAKED ALICIA RICKTER PICS, all I have to say is “SUCKER!!!!” and I would recommend visiting PeoriaPundit and search his archive for anything labelled Eye Candy. That should suit your needs… Perv!

Weirdest Referral Log Ever!!!

Thursday, April 21st, 2005

Over the past two days I have gotten no less than 7 (out of 15) hits coming from Google or Yahoo searches for “Ratzinger” and “Sith.” Obviously I’m coming up on that search because I posted about the new Pope and the coolest Star Wars swag one right after the other, but I just don’t understand what would cause you to put those two words together in a search bar. Is there an article calling Pope Benedict XVI a Dark Lord of the Sith? Must have missed it.

However, never let it be said that I don’t accomodate my readership!!!

Cardinal RatzingerplusDarth Tater

Equals

Darth Benedictus

So here comes the important question. What do we call the Evil Holy Spud?
Darth Benedictus?
His Emminence Dark Lord Tater?
Pope Taterus (ne: Cardinal RatSither)?
Holy Father of the Sith?
My punner seems to be on the fritz…

Please leave comments or email me if you have any better ideas. These can’t be the best there are!

If I were a religious man, I’d be in some serious trouble. If I were Catholic I would certainly be in front of the Inquisition.

The Cardinal seemed like a good choice to me. I actually don’t have any problems with a man of devout faith being the head of a religion that requires devout faith. It only makes sense to me. I don’t understand the shock and surprise from those in the godless media. As stated by a Catholic Priest (whose name I can not recall and is not on the website) on Laura Ingraham’s show today, “You mean the Pope’s a [good] Catholic?!”

In other important news….

Tuesday, April 19th, 2005

I have given in to the Dark Fried of the Force …

The Tater is MINE!!!!

Later Tater

“Chips are the path to the dark fried. Chips lead to Hash Browns. Hash Browns lead to the plate. The plate leads to suffering.” –Roota, Jedi Master

Beware the Dark Gourd of the Sith

I’m anxiously awaiting his son Luke Frywalker and his friend Hash Solo.

That’s all I got… and the gourd one was really a stretch…